Let’s go together
Down to the quarry and throw
A ton of rocks in.
A ton of rocks in
The bed of a half-ton truck
May not work out well.
May not work out well,
but then again, it just might!
Magic 8-Ball says…?
Magic 8-Ball says
“Dude, you’re a hot mess.” That danged
Ball insulted me
Ball insulted me
By bouncing off of my head
It missed the uprights
It missed the uprights
But got all of the grands, that
Piano store fire
Piano store fire
Made it hard to play them now
All the keys are black
All the keys are black
And the sky is grey…oh, wait
That’s not how it goes
That’s not how it goes
But maybe this time it will.
We must have some hope.
We must have some hope,
And maybe some charity -
Virtues used as names.
Virtues used as names:
Charity, Prudence, Patience,
but not Vengefulness.
But not Vengefulness…
What can I say? What a way
To leave a haiku?
To leave a haiku?
What kind of question is that?
Never, truthfully.
Never truthfully
Answer a question about
If her ass looks big.
If her ass looks big
Find that song about joyful
Dancing while big-assed.
Dancing while big-assed
is something my friend Pearl does;
she can’t help herself.
She can’t help herself
She just throws herself at me
And then I wake up
And then I wake up
unusually early:
two thirty am
Two thirty AM
My bladder wakes me from sleep -
Another dark walk.
“Another dark walk,”
Little Red Riding-Hood thought,
“and where’s that damn wolf?”