“…and where’s that damn wolf?”
He’s over at the pigs’ place,
Huffing and puffing.
-“BB”-
Huffing and puffing
Sweating, groaning, but I got
My shoelace tied
“My shoelace tied” is only four syllables, so….
My shoelace tied for
ninth in the Crabb County Fair’s
Best Shoelace contest.
Best Shoelace Contest
Is big ‘round the world. Next up:
Olympic event
Olympic event?
I’ve never even seen one.
Maybe in Paris!
Maybe in Paris
we could rekindle our love
or just forget it
Ore? Just forget it.
These secret gold mine sales are
Always a damn scam.
Always a damn scam
When ads want me to detox.
My body does it.
Sorry, but I’m going to call foul on this one…
It is ok to change the punctuation, not ok to change the spelling of a word.
mmm
Okay. It can work the other way, too.
My body does it,
But it doesn’t do it well.
Let’s say it’s creaky.
Agreed with MMM.
Let’s say it’s creaky,
then let’s say it’s leaky, too.
It’s still a nice boat!
It’s still a nice boat!
Even if orcas capsized it
Whales say “eat the rich!”
Whales say, “Eat the rich!”
Crabs say, “Eat the leftovers!”
Change lands on sea bed.
Change lands on sea bed
Dollars go in my pocket
And thus it shall be
And thus it shall be,
unless, of course, it isn’t -
but who really knows?
But who really knows
What lurks in the hearts of men?
Only the Shadow!
-“BB”-
Only the Shadow
And the Echo and the Trace
Remain to remind.
Remain to remind
me just how much I like stoats
right here in Blawnox!
Right here in Blawnox!
The Atlantic City of
West Pennsylvania!
West Pennsylvania
Often contains my sister
Because she lives there.