Before you buy more
Better check your closet space.
There’s too much in there.
There’s too much in there?
No! There is never enough
Garlic or cayenne
Garlic or cayenne
Are both stinky spices
Think how you will smell
Think how you will smell
If you cut your own nose off
Just to spite your face.
Just to spite your face,
you should leave your nose alone.
That’ll sure teach it!
That’ll sure teach it!
That spider won’t walk so good
With just seven legs
With just seven legs
the spider could not run but
it could jump on you!
It could jump on you!
But we are trying to train
the puppy not to.
The puppy, not to
Put too fine a point on it,
Smells like a toilet.
Smells like a toilet?
Then we’d better hope that it’s
Not a pudding bowl.
Not a pudding bowl
is to be found in my fridge;
ice cream, anyone?
Ice cream, anyone?
If you have to ask, then you
Really don’t know me
Really don’t know me,
really don’t owe me, and yet
here I stand, Dopers!
Here I stand, Dopers,
Because while I’m typing this
Someone stole my chair.
Someone stole my chair.
The cops won’t do anything
Until next April.
Until next April,
I won’t be paying taxes
to ol’ Uncle Sam.
To ol’ Uncle Sam
Wish you were the fun uncle
Not the creepy one
Not the creepy one,
For me. Give me the fast one,
The galloping one.
The galloping one?
You mean Graham Kerr. Most chefs
Can’t even walk fast
Can’t even walk fast
Any longer, like I could;
But I’m still walking.