But I’m still walking,
even since my feet fell off.
I’ll never sit down!
I’ll never sit down
To dinner with James Earl Jones
'cause he’s, you know, dead
" 'Cause he’s, you know, dead!"
replied Doctor McCoy to
Captain James T. Kirk.
-“BB”-
Captain James T. Kirk:
awesome Starfleet officer
and my favorite.
…and my favorite
ice cream flavor? well, (drum roll)
it’s butter pecan
It’s butter pecan?
But I told you I wanted
Peanut butter crunch!
-“BB”-
Peanut butter crunch!
But I told you I wanted
Smooth peanut butter.
Smooth peanut butter?
That stuffs for non risk-takers
Ain’t you got no teeth?
Ain’t you got no teeth?
The best that money can buy!
George said woodenly.
George said woodenly,
to Martha, “When you kiss me,
watch out for splinters!”
Watch out for splinters!
My house is an old farmhouse,
wood stove and wood floors.
Wood stove and wood floors
Are a bad combination.
Metal stoves work best.
Metal stoves work best
Ever tried a plastic one?
Not a pretty sight.
Not a pretty sight
Washington with just one tooth
When he was sworn in
When he was sworn in
He knew his opponent would
Be cussing him out.
-“BB”-
I know, I know, it’s a joke. But his false teeth weren’t wooden.
In play:
Be cussing him out
or be respectful? I’d say,
Option 2 is best.
Option 2 is best -
Otherwise known as Plan B.
Plan A is a draft.
Plan A is a draft.
“Plan B” is another fun
Site just like this one.
-“BB”-
Site just like this one
could never be quite as good -
there’s only one Dope!
There’s only one dope
If you don’t know who it is
It’s probably you