To escape prison
I bribed the guard with cheesecake.
Now he follows me.
Now he follows me,
but no more cheesecake have I;
just leave me alone!
Just leave me alone!
What I’d say to all my fans
If I had any
If I had any
million-dollar bills, I would
give each of you one
Give each of you one
You’ll just ask for another
Sorry, no can do
Sorry, no can do
I promised the kids we could
Visit old Norton.
Visit old Norton?
Yeah, I think he’s still living
Above the Kramdens
Above the Kramdens
A giant moon grimaces
The world’s end is neigh
The world’s end is neigh?
Horses of Apocalypse
Are coming for us.
Are coming for us
Disease and/or sudden death
Sooner or later
Sooner or later
You will dance with the reaper
I love show business
I love show business
Put another dime in the…
Oh, sorry, wrong tune
Oh, sorry, wrong tune!
I meant to pick another;
maybe ELO?
Maybe ELO
could come up with a great song
But I surely can’t
But I surely can’t
believe you’re serious. And
don’t call me Shirley.
Don’t call me Shirley
Wasn’t that in a movie?
Can’t remember which
Can’t remember which
Sock goes on which foot. It’s hard
Being a woodlouse.
Being a woodlouse
Lets me roll up, I’m a wee,
Lovely isopod.
“Lovely isopod”
isn’t one’s typical phrase,
at least around here
At least around here
The phrase spoken is "Mom, you’re
An odd little duck.