Haiku Madness Part Deux

To escape prison
I bribed the guard with cheesecake.
Now he follows me.

Now he follows me,
but no more cheesecake have I;
just leave me alone!

Just leave me alone!
What I’d say to all my fans
If I had any

If I had any
million-dollar bills, I would
give each of you one

Give each of you one
You’ll just ask for another
Sorry, no can do

Sorry, no can do
I promised the kids we could
Visit old Norton.

Visit old Norton?
Yeah, I think he’s still living
Above the Kramdens

Above the Kramdens
A giant moon grimaces
The world’s end is neigh

The world’s end is neigh?
Horses of Apocalypse
Are coming for us.

Are coming for us
Disease and/or sudden death
Sooner or later

Sooner or later
You will dance with the reaper
I love show business

The Reaper

I love show business
Put another dime in the…
Oh, sorry, wrong tune

Oh, sorry, wrong tune!
I meant to pick another;
maybe ELO?

Maybe ELO
could come up with a great song
But I surely can’t

But I surely can’t
believe you’re serious. And
don’t call me Shirley.

Don’t call me Shirley
Wasn’t that in a movie?
Can’t remember which

Can’t remember which
Sock goes on which foot. It’s hard
Being a woodlouse.

Being a woodlouse
Lets me roll up, I’m a wee,
Lovely isopod.

“Lovely isopod”
isn’t one’s typical phrase,
at least around here

At least around here
The phrase spoken is "Mom, you’re
An odd little duck.