An odd little duck
Is not a swan. It’s itself
And proudly says so.
And proudly says so,
because it’s still not a damn
sparrow in moonlight
Sparrow in moonlight,
Winging to a shrub to land.
It settles to rest.
It settles to rest.
Sounds like a real haiku, huh?
Not like our fake ones
Not like our fake ones,
filled with hoary Dope in-jokes -
and thank God for that!
And thank God for that
Invitation to join the
Atheism club
Atheism club
is wielded by some to hit
with logical thought
With logical thought
Comes logical respons… - wait,
No, that makes no sense.
No, that makes no sense,
just like many of these damn
haiku - am I right?
Haiku - am I right
That the plural’s not haikus?
Or maybe Haikae?
Or maybe Haikae?
What can we do next for laughs?
maybe “beat” Haiku?
maybe “beat” Haiku?
Cool to experience, man
snap snap snap snap snap
Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap -
Be sure to remove all strings.
Garden beans for lunch.
Garden beans for lunch
Zap Pow Kablooey Bang Pop
You dig, Daddio?
You dig, Dad Dio?
Made the Devil’s Horns 
famous.
Much loved. Died too soon.
“Much loved.” “Died too soon.”
What do you expect them to
Say in your obit?
Say in your orbit
Things that will spin around in
Your circle of friends
Your circle of friends
Is really a square of friends
Like, L-7, man
“Like, L-7, man“?
I don’t know how to say that.
Syllables unknown.
Syllables unknown
To human tongue are found in
Alien haiku.