Got syllables right,
And cannons to left of me.
Wonder what’s ahead…
Wonder what’s ahead…
Nouns and Verbs and Adjectives
In Marvelous lines
In marvelous lines –
Nouns, Verbs and Adverbs, oh my!
Ah, Yellow Brick Road.
Ah, Yellow Brick Road,
Could I say goodbye to you?
Aloha, Elton.
Aloha, Elton.
Mahalo nui loa.
Kaho`olawe.
Kaho`olawe
Does not compute in translate
Best stick to English
Best stick to English
When ordering at Geno’s
(Has since removed sign)
Has since removed sign
As no one wanted to say
“I’m Ophiuchus”.
“I’m Ophiuchus”.
Doesn’t work, film-wise, as well
As, “I’m Spartacus.”
As I’m Spartacus,
I feel it’s only fair I
Get a group discount.
(Nice!)
Get a group discount
This is hard to do when you
Are all by yourself
Are All By Yourself
And Alone Without You both
By Irving Berlin?
By Irving Berlin
A discarded song title:
Gray Slushy Christmas
Gray Slushy Christmas
Far better than an ice storm
For drives to Grandma’s.
For drives to Grandma’s
Or anywhere else you go:
Hey, Michelin Man!
Hey, Michelin Man!
You’re Mr. Stay-Puft on your
Days off, are you not?
Days off, are you not
Pointless during pandemics?
We’re all stuck at home.
We’re all stuck at home -
Junior’s drove off with the car.
It’s too far to walk.
It’s too far to walk
He said, as with his feet up
He opened more beer.