He opened more beer
and ordered more delivered
Six Pack not enough
“Six Pack”: not enough
Diane Lane and much too much
Kenny (ick) Rogers.
Kenny (ick) Rogers
Lied about his middle name.
He said it was “Ray”.
He said it was Ray
Calling from State Farm. I said,
“I think you mean Jake”
I think you mean, “Jake
Has gone to the clearing at
The end of the path.”
The end of the path
Is the start of the road and
Here’s where we begin.
Here’s where we begin
and now we fill the middle
or maybe the end.
Or maybe “The End”
Is the song 'twas thinking of
But Doors or Beatles?
But Doors or Beatles
But not Monkees or Archies
I’m pretty picky
I’m pretty picky
About the garbage I watch
On television.
On television,
There 'pears to be a penguin.
“Burma!” (I panicked.)
“Burma!” (I panicked.)
signs all along the highway
all for shaving cream
All for shaving cream –
'twill make you be nice and clean
and always look keen!
“And always look keen”
Wally said to the Beaver
“Don’t be a big goof”
Don’t be a big Goof!
Mickey and Donald agree.
Always be yourself.
Always be yourself
I said as I put on my
Thong and combat boots
Thong and combat boots
Binding together mem’ries
Of life years ago
Of life years ago:
The Pleistocene Era was
Home to the Mammoth.
Home to the Mammoth
long past Ice Age Elephant
Found in Museums.
Found in museums
And at the old Jeopardy
Podium - that’s Art!