Podium – that’s art!
Or maybe it’s something else.
I don’t really know.
I don’t really know
How many licks it takes to
Eat a Tootsie-Pop.
Eat a Tootsie-Pop
While thinking, “what a weird-ass
Name for a candy”
Name for a candy
Do not eat Butterfingers
have Snickers instead
Have Snickers instead.
You know you get cranky when
You have not eaten.
You have not eaten
Any of your broccoli
You are not excused
You are not excused
From Boy’s Gym Class because it’s
Your time of the month!
Your time of the month
To pay that land-line phone bill
Ha ha, sucker!
Ha ha, sucker!
I’ve stolen a syllable
From my own first line!
From my own first line
To the last one said by you
Was not very long.
Was not very long
Not the line at the market
that was way too long.
That was way too long -
I know you’re proud of it, but
Enough is enough.
“Enough is enough”:
Aptly named sub-title of
Streisand/Summer tune.
Streisand - Summer tune
From The Way We Were: “Summer
Me, Winter Me” - great!
Me, Winter Me - great
chance to catch up farmer’s sleep!
Most years, visits, too.
Most years visits too
Many to count (trips to see
My psychiatrist)
My psychiatrist
Says he’s allergic to me -
It’s because I’m nuts.
It’s because I’m nuts.
But not acorns or walnuts
pecans are real deal
pecans are real deal
say the signs on the roadside
entering Georgia.
Entering Georgia
Can be done from either way –
The north or the south.