Haiku Madness Part Deux

Podium – that’s art!
Or maybe it’s something else.
I don’t really know.

I don’t really know
How many licks it takes to
Eat a Tootsie-Pop.

Eat a Tootsie-Pop
While thinking, “what a weird-ass
Name for a candy”

Name for a candy
Do not eat Butterfingers
have Snickers instead

Have Snickers instead.
You know you get cranky when
You have not eaten.