Haiku Madness Part Deux

End internet wrongs.
First Twitter, Facebook. But lay
Off funny cat vids.

Off, funny cat vids!
Get off of my gol-darned phone!
Ain’t got time for that

Ain’t got time for that?!
Funny cat vids - best use of
Time, IMHO.

Time, IMHO,
Keeps flowing like a river,
Says Alan Parsons.

Says Alan Parsons
I have a new project, it’s
An Eye In The Sky

An Eye In The Sky
Used to be a metaphor.
Now they’re all over.

Now they’re all over
Watching us all constantly
Tinfoil hat needed.

Tinfoil hat needed
To pass around while I busk
Heavy metal tunes