Definitive work
Of the Beatles? I’ll go with
Mean Mr. Mustard
Mean Mr. Mustard:
Nasty to hot dogs, unlike
Nice Mr. Ketchup.
Nice Mr. Ketchup
Is the Dr. Jekyll to
Horrid Hyde: Catsup 
Horrid Hyde: Catsup
All over Jackie’s jacket.
Not Kelso’s blunder.
Not Kelso’s blunder
(don’t know That 70s Show,
had to Google it)
Had to Google It,
Used to Ask Jeeves, Now Bing It -
Free Information!
Free information:
Do not wear Crocs when walking
On molten lava
On “molten lava”:
It’s redundant, as lava
Is, by def., molten.
Is, by def., molten.
so then what term do we use
for Baked Alaska?
For Baked Alaska,
Just observe Sarah Palin;
She was mostly drunk.
She was “Mostly Drunk”
That was the light that flashed on
Her breathalyzer
Her breathalyzer
Showed way too much vodka, or
Not enough tonic
Not enough tonic
To make my hair straighten out.
Remember Buckwheat?
Remember: Buckwheat
Noodles for the delicious
Cold soup, Mul-naengmyeon.
Cold soup, Mul-naengmyeon
Good food for hungry
Korean meal is tasty.
Repaired (I think):
Mul-naengmyeon
Korean meal is tasty
Good food for hungry
Yep, got my 5’s and 7’s confused. Continue with “Good food for hungry”
Good food for hungry
Dogs: kibble, veggies, protein.
Yum! Please pass the salt.
Yum! Please pass the salt
It’ll make my swimming pool
Taste like the Red Sea
Taste, like the Red Sea,
Comes and goes with the will of
The Almighty God.