The Almighty God
Gets mad if you ask about
Rocks too big to lift.
Rocks too big to lift
Hills too steep for tractor work.
Better woods than farm.
Better woods than farm
stores Carbon Dioxide which
Is good for us all.
Is good for us all
To know that proper farming
Stores CO2 too.
Stores CO2 too
Or is it CO tutu
R2D2 too
R2D2 too
Likes me and him and you, but
Mainly 3PO.
Mainly 3PO
Chatty Protocol Droid
Star Wars Regular
Star Wars regular
Anthony Daniels had a
Shiny metal ass.
Shiny metal ass
And my cyborg peen are things
I don’t brag about
I don’t brag about
much, but my pen is SO large
you won’t believe it
You won’t believe it
When I tell you just how much
I love eating clams.
I love eating clams
The most harmless of seafood
Lobsters have got claws
Lobsters have got claws
And the crabs are so crabby
Guess I’ll eat seaweed
Guess I’ll eat seaweed.
Carrageenan’s already
Making your shake thick.
Making your shake thick,
Peanut butter sticks to mouth
Roof. Now thake is shick.
Roof. Now thake is shick.
Talking dog doing his best
To be understood.
Very nice!
To be understood
It is best to speak softly
And hold a big stick.
Counting the original Haiku Madness thread, there have been more than 10,000 Haikus of Madness.
This one may be the best.
Props.
mmm
“…and hold a big stick -
Now swing it at the round thing!”
- Baseball For Dummies
Thanks!
– there’s others in here I like better, though.