Haiku Madness Part Deux

Sounds like a great plan:
Watching a DVD with
Pretzels and cream cheese

Pretzels and cream cheese
just not as good as bagels
or so I believe

Or so I believe
Never had pretzel/cream cheese
That is gonna change

That is gonna change
Declaration of intent:
new kind of noshing

new kind of noshing
Slam food in mouth at rock show
I call it nosh mosh

I call it nosh mosh;
college first year reggae fan
says: nosh mosh frosh Tosh

says: nosh mosh frosh Tosh
and I say, please chew your food
'fore you speak to me

‘fore you speak to me

dig deep in your pocket and

pay me what you owe

Pay me what you owe
if you’re a man of your word
that is only right

That is only right
said the signpost up ahead
into the twilight

Into the twilight
Went Rod Serling, saying I’ve
Got an idea

Got an idea?

Let me promote it for you.

Forty percent yours.

Forty percent yours,
Forty percent mine. The rest
The cat inherits.

The cat inherits
Her coat and claws but must learn
Who it’s safe to trust.

Who it’s safe to trust
always a crucial question
especially now

Especially now
I’ve got a hankerin’ for
Cider and doughnuts

Cider and doughnuts
Hot cocoa and apple pie
Hot toddy and buns

Hot Toddy and Buns
I have wondered all my life
what a toddy is.

What a toddy is,
It is, in fact, a toddy.
Now it is your turn.

Now it is your turn
To jump off of your high horse
And on your low foal