Haiku Madness Part Deux

At least wear a mask
If you plan to rob a bank.
Forewarned is forearmed.

Forewarned is forearmed
Be prepared for sex, have a
Full body condom

Full body condom
was sight gag in Naked Gun
I never bought one

I never bought one
So I ended up in jail
Happens when you steal

Happens when you steal
If you’re rich, you will go free
If you’re poor, you’re screwed

If you’re poor, you’re screwed
not in a good way, either
I’d rather be rich

I’d rather be Rich
Than Richard, Rick, or Ricky
Or god forbid Dick

Or god forbid Dick
Brings me unfond memories
That Nixon is back

That Nixon is back
Would still be more welcome than
Trump running again.

-“BB”-

Trump running again?
No no no no no no no
let it not be so!

Let It Not Be So
McCartney had to work on
That title a bit

That title, a bit

Like a crooked little mask

That plays with your mind.

That plays with your mind
That Mary Jane. Why do you
Think they call it dope?

Think they call it ‘dope’ –
Special paint used on fabric
Skin of old airplanes.

-“BB”-

Skin of old airplanes
Bones of old houses and stores:
That’s what they’ll find here.

That’s what they’ll find there
A mystery wrapped in doubt
call in Colombo

Call in Columbo
He knows the guilty party
'Cause he’s seen the script

'Cause he’s seen the script
and has just one more question
for guilty suspects

“For guilty suspects,
Press 1. For innocent ones,
Call Perry Mason.”

Call Perry Mason.
End up talking on the phone
With Ms. Della Street.

-“BB”-