With Ms. Della Street
Think about Brando movie
She desires a car
She desires a car
Not the one Janis wanted.
One for farm back roads.
One for farm back roads
And now, one thousand posts for
Haiku Madness 2
Haiku Madness 2
Not Electric Boogaloo
When I sneeze, ACHOO!
When I sneeze, ACHOO!
And then my nostril hairs grew
And turn a strange hue
And turn a strange hue
perhaps something in chartreuse
pleasing to the eye
Pleasing to the eye
And attractive to the smell -
Poppies make them sleep
Poppies make them sleep
Them lions and scarecrows and
Young girls from Kansas
Young girls from Kansas
That would make a good band name
Just waiting for Y
Just waiting for Y
M, C, and A are on time
The village is short
The village is short
600,000 dollars.
Oh, Mr. Osteen? 
Oh, Mr. Osteen?
Can you take in Harvey folks?
No room at the inn?
No room at the inn -
A birth requires privacy -
Go to the manger.
Go to the manger
don’t mind Joseph and Mary
and their cute baby
and their cute baby
don’t want no damn drum solo
he wants a bottle
“He wants a bottle”
could be said of many drunks
bottoms up, my friends!
“Bottoms up, my friends!”
Could, too, be the lusty cry
Of the pygophile.
-“BB”-
Of the pygophile
I confess, I knew nothing
But I may be one
But I may be one
with ev’rything … or nothing
It’s so hard to tell.
It’s so hard to tell
Your wife that dress she’s wearing -
It makes her look fat.