“It makes her look fat”
The ghost of him insisted
From beyond the grave
From beyond the grave
comes a dire warning to all
Here there be Zombies
Here there be Zombies,
But not in this thread. Here there
Be only Freshies.
“Be only Freshies!”
He cried out - and then he died.
We are so confused.
We are so confused
But I think that’s just normal
For human beings.
For human beings,
the wait is nearly over.
Half way to L2…
Half way to L2
Having been so designed that
First task is a shield.
“First task is a shield,”
said the sergeant, glowering.
“Second is a sword.”
Second is a sword
But never got to use it.
Duel was of minds.
Duel was of minds
Me vs. chimpanzee. I
Didn’t stand a chance
Didn’t stand a chance,
but of course I had to try.
Challenge accepted!
Challenge accepted!
A choice that Al Hamilton
Should never have made.
-“BB”-
Should never have made
those chocolate chip cookies
I have bellyache.
I have bellyache
Me need some Pepto Bismol
You know, the pink stuff
You know, the pink stuff
They keep pushing on all girls?
Some like it, some don’t.
Some like it. Some don’t.
I like it just fine. Why don’t
You just go try it?
You just go try it
But it’s no use. Let’s face it -
Olive Garden sucks.
Olive garden sucks
I’ve sown tons of pimentos
Not one has sprouted
Not one has sprouted
imagine my frustration
but life goes on, right?
But life goes on, right?
At least, until it doesn’t
One day at a time