One Day at a Time:
Valerie Bertinelli;
Heart goes pitter-pat!
Heart goes pitter-pat,
Prompts a frantic talk with the
Cardiologist.
-“BB”-
Cardiologist
Said, Valerie B? You need
A doctor of Love
A doctor of Love
With the name of Gene Simmons?
Kiss your ass goodbye!
Kiss your ass goodbye
And acquire an electric
Car and a tractor.
Car and a tractor
Run by electricity?
An historic shock.
-“BB”-
An historic shock.
Animated the creature
“It’s alive!” he yelled.
“It’s alive!” he yelled.
“Great!” declared the hunters. “When
Does the season start?”
-“BB”-
Does the season start
With tillable soil in March?
Or sodden till June?
Or sodden til June
Unless you wish to dry up
With AA winners.
With AA winners
After the game, where do you
Go to celebrate?
Go to celebrate
Anywhere you want to go.
Just order root beer.
Just order root beer.
Have it served in a pint glass.
Then say it’s dark beer.
-“BB”-
Then say it’s dark beer
or pop, or gin, or bitters
I’m no bartender
I’m no bartender
said the lying bartender
to the FBI
To the FBI:
Please cut back on the number
Of your TV shows.
Of your TV shows
Gomer Pyle was the best, I
Said to Frank Sutton
Said to Frank Sutton
Are you one of the Suttons
Who make all those spoons?
“Who made all these spoons?
And why, when I need a knife?”
Asked Ms Morissette.
Asked Ms. Morissette:
Who make all those spoons, forks, knives?
Why no make sporks, too?
Why no make sporks, too?
Because sporks are seen as an
Abomination.
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