Hands off my Twinkies!
I’m afraid they’re getting stale
Ha! No, just kidding.
Just spotted this:
– thorny
Ha! No, just kidding
'bout haiku bumper stickers
Hand me the pliers
Hand me the pliers.
They’re the wrong tool for this job;
but they’re what we’ve got.
But they’re what we’ve got
And all we need. Send it to
Bumper sticker hell.
Bumper Sticker Hell!
Satan and all his demons
are each wearing one
Are each wearing one
Of those MAGA caps? Good lord,
Bring the car 'round, Jeeves
Bring the car 'round, Jeeves;
It’s the last thing you need do.
Then we switch places.
Then we switch places
So I can have some fun and
Control air traffic
Control air traffic?
When I can’t even seem to
Control my Roomba?
Control my Roomba?
Give commands to my housecat?
Please, would you do both?
Please, would you do both?
Because i can’t be bothered.
I’m off to the pub.
I’m off to the pub,
where I suppose I may drink
one, or many, beers
One, or many, beers,
Or one mini beer? Many
Beers, and no minis.
Beers and no minis,
Dammit. Man, I’ve got a thirst.
Gimme a pint, mate.
Gimme a pint, mate,
or maybe six - I’m thirsty!
And don’t call me Bruce.
And don’t call me, Bruce,
I’m just not all that into
Gamma ray physics.
Gamma ray physics
Turned a “beta” into the
One true Alpha Male
One true Alpha Male
and one true Alpha Female
sitting in a tree.