My USB plug
has a first name, it’s B-O;
a second? Got me.
A second got me.
The first arrow - off the mark.
Second, it hit me.
Second it hit me
I knew I was hit by a
Beefsteak tomato
Beefsteak tomato
can still be eaten by a
vegetarian
Vegetarian?
Nope, I think I’m more of an
Icecreamarian
Icecreamarian
diet high in dairy but
low in vitamins
low in vitamins…
not sure if i can make it…
go on without me.
“Go on without me”
is almost always ignored
in movies I’ve seen
In movies I’ve seen
explosions. Everyone looks.
Not the guilty one.
Not the guilty one,
or the stoic hero, who
just keeps on walking
Just keeps on walking
And talking and walking: that’s
Sherpa the Husky.
Sherpa the Husky
although cute, has probably
not scaled Everest
Not scaled Everest
Not started “Stranger Things”, my
Bucket list is long
Bucket list is long?
Jerry Seinfeld suggests that
you change B to F
You change B to F
And whatta ya know? I just
Got sprayed with fuckshot
Got sprayed with fuckshot
porn injuries are the worst
Ron Jeremy knows
Ron Jeremy knows
My number. I don’t answer
He’s way too cocky
He’s way too cocky
know what I mean, say no more,
nudge nudge, wink wink, eh?
Nudge nudge wink wink
I don’t have a real gun but
I’m glad to see you.
“I’m glad to see you”
Me to my doc after my
Lasik surgery