I hate hate hate them,
said senseless, sad Sam I Am,
choosing his revenge
Choosing his revenge,
the Druid priest dropped his pants.
Fun time at Stonehenge.
Fun time at Stonehenge:
Arranging huge slabs of stone
For unknown reasons.
For unknown reasons,
the Tory party members
voted for Liz Truss.
Voted for Liz Truss,
I did. I guess old Boris
Johnson stays inside.
Johnson stays inside
My pants, deployed only for
Certain assignments
Certain assignments
Are enticing while others
Piss me off so bad
Piss me off so bad
and I might just piss on you!
That’s the risk you take.
That’s the risk you take
When you stuff a bunch of live
Weasels in your pants
Weasels in your pants
Will keep off the revenants
In Girl Genius world.
In Girl Genius world
has too many syllables.
(the way i say it.)
The way I say it,
“Antidisestablishmentarianism”
fits in a haiku
Fits in a haiku?
Can vary depending on
Just how you say it.
(I say jean-yus. Do you make three syllables out of that, @pjd?)
Yes ! (jean-ee-yus)
Edit: seems like it should be 2 ! Must be a 'mercan thang.
Just how you say it
Matters: Will you please eat, Joe?
Will you please eat Joe?
Upstate New York, here.
Will you please eat Joe?
It’s the proper funeral
Tradition he knew.
(I do make three syllables out of “funeral”.)
Tradition, he knew;
the reason why, he knew not.
Must be inertia.
Must be inertia
that’s keeping the stoats in the
made up band name thread.
Made up band name thread
Causes me much confusion
Aren’t they all made up?
Aren’t they all made up?
No; one beauty contestant
Will wear her own face.