Haiku Madness Part Deux

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1601

Will wear her own face;
much better than borrowing
one that isn’t hers

1602

One that isn’t hers
No wait, three that are not hers
That’s Carol Brady

1603

That’s Carol Brady
always cursing and drinking
not like on TV

1604

Not like on TV
I’m selling this drug, you see.
One dose – you’ll be wise.

1605

One dose, you’ll be wise
Take two, you’re very much dead
So what’ll you have?

1606

So what’ll you have?
Something yummy and delish?
Step right up, my friends!

1607

Step right up, my friends
To the show that never ends.
It’ll blow your mind.

1608

It’ll blow your mind
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
In ''74

1609

In "74
Dang! Missed the edit window
In '74

1610

In ‘74
I walked through a thick cloud. Still
I’m holding my toke.

1611

I’m holding my toke.
Did you mean to say toque, eh?
Goes on your head, eh?

1612

Goes on your head, eh?
Said Beany to Cecil. Mine
Has a propeller.

1613

Has a propeller
ever won a Nobel prize ?
No, probably not.

1614

No, probably not
she said when asked whether she
could write good haiku.

1615

Could write good haiku
but instead, no, here I am
writing bad haiku

1616

Writing bad haiku?
You will fit right into the
Haiku Madness thread

1617

Haiku Madness thread
Becomes self-referential:
Must be on Dope boards.

1618

Must be on Dope boards -
but then, surely, there would be
something about stoats.

1619

Something about stoats.
Orson Bean would set us straight,
And say Hi to Opal

1620

Say Hi to Opal
For me while you’re in Elkhart.
She thinks I don’t care.