Haiku Madness Part Deux

Looking right at me
The cop asked if I knew why
He pulled me over

He pulled me over
‘Cause I had a skeleton
Hanging from my truck.

Hanging from my trunk
Were branches, grasses, and leaves
Now, guess what I am

Now, guess what I am
I’ll tell you who I am
I’m a Repo Man

One of these things is not like the other.

In play:

I’m a Repo Man
perhaps you’ve seen my movie?
no Oscars for me

No Oscars for me
I can’t differentiate
A truck from a trunk

A truck from a trunk
Would surely need you to have
One huge elephant

One huge elephant
and a hippopotamus
walk into a bar …

Walk into a bar
And then, CLANG! - and you see stars
Need to learn to duck

Need to learn to duck
Before you goose a woman,
'Cos she might get mad

'Cos she might get mad
and maybe even hit you
that’s how it goes, pal

That’s how it goes, pal.
You fall in a foot race when
You are top heavy

You are top heavy
Carrying that weight around
All on your shoulders.

All on your shoulders
like a bad case of dandruff,
or a wooly shawl.

“…Or a woolly shawl
Will grab you and make you warm!”
This ghost story sucks.

This ghost story sucks:
There was a ghost, and it was
not scary at all.

“Not scary at all
Says the one who’s inviting
You into his lair.

You into his lair,
The White Worm into your house:
Horror house swapping.

Horror house swapping:
Hubie Marsten and Eva
Galli on vaycay.

Galli on vaycay
That would make a good band name…
Just waiting for G.