Looking right at me
The cop asked if I knew why
He pulled me over
He pulled me over
‘Cause I had a skeleton
Hanging from my truck.
Hanging from my trunk
Were branches, grasses, and leaves
Now, guess what I am
Now, guess what I am
I’ll tell you who I am
I’m a Repo Man
One of these things is not like the other.
In play:
I’m a Repo Man
perhaps you’ve seen my movie?
no Oscars for me
No Oscars for me
I can’t differentiate
A truck from a trunk
A truck from a trunk
Would surely need you to have
One huge elephant
One huge elephant
and a hippopotamus
walk into a bar …
Walk into a bar
And then, CLANG! - and you see stars
Need to learn to duck
Need to learn to duck
Before you goose a woman,
'Cos she might get mad
'Cos she might get mad
and maybe even hit you
that’s how it goes, pal
That’s how it goes, pal.
You fall in a foot race when
You are top heavy
You are top heavy
Carrying that weight around
All on your shoulders.
All on your shoulders
like a bad case of dandruff,
or a wooly shawl.
“…Or a woolly shawl
Will grab you and make you warm!”
This ghost story sucks.
This ghost story sucks:
There was a ghost, and it was
not scary at all.
“Not scary at all”
Says the one who’s inviting
You into his lair.
You into his lair,
The White Worm into your house:
Horror house swapping.
Horror house swapping:
Hubie Marsten and Eva
Galli on vaycay.
Galli on vaycay
That would make a good band name…
Just waiting for G.