Are two plus two skins
enough to roll a large joint ?
(askin’ for a friend).
“Askin’ for a friend”
never fools anybody;
you’re askin’ for you!
You’re askin’ for you
know who. It’s me. So, is it
a large joint or not?
A large joint or not?
Well, thank you for the offer;
I’ll take the large joint.
I’ll take the large joint.
My hominid skeleton
Is missing that link.
Is missing that link
going to be a problem?
I’ve never golfed here.
I’ve never golfed here
Or anywhere else, truth told
Doesn’t light my fire
Doesn’t light my fire,
Or send me into a funk -
Mediocrity
Mediocrity
is not my hope for New Year’s;
instead, excellence!
Instead excellence
Will be my course of action
From now and here on
From now and here on
I’ll be nice to sexy girls
makes good sense to me
Makes good sense to me,
To keep away from danger.
I am a hermit.
I am a hermit.
I live in the Hermitage
in St. Petersburg.
In St Petersburg,
Florida, even hermits
Take a holiday
Take a holiday –
But how can you do that when
You are retired?
-“BB”-
You are retired
After staying awake. Sleep
And be detired.
And be “detired”?
Maybe you mean “untired,”
or even “rested”?
Or even rested
Isn’t as hot as but or
As perky as and
As perky as and,
I mean an, entire hall
full of debutantes!
Full of debutantes
This hall is. All the way. I
Wish I wasn’t gay.