The zebra mussels
are firing zebra missiles
See the striped 'splosions?
See the striped 'splosions?
All henna. Lucy, you got
some 'splaining to do.
Some 'splaining to do
BP has for its Gulf spill
what an oily mess
What an oily mess
Shrimpers’ livelihoods at risk
Birds and fish dying
Birds and fish dying
beaches covered by black goop
enough is enough
Enough is Enough
Spin off to Eight is Enough?
Who’d screw Van Patten?
Who’d screw Van Patten?
“I would”, said Pat van Patten;
Conjugal duties. 
Conjugal dutis
Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute
A magical night!
A magical night!
David Copperfield, Seigfred
And Roy. The Dickens!
And Roy the Dickens!
A new drink: a Rob Roy with
an Olive or twist
An olive, or twist?
Do I eat kalamata?
Or hear Chubby’s song?
Or hear Chubby’s song?
Catalina jumps so well
I miss Earl, Randy.
I miss Earl, Randy
The best mustache on TV
Since Burt’s Evening Shade
Since Burt’s *Evening Shade *
and hey, Burt played Chubby, too;
Camden County rules!
Camden County Rules
Different than Cider House
but equally dull
but equally dull
is how I find every
reality show
Reality show
but dream might just only hint
now, which to believe?
now, which to believe?
who else is gonna screw Al?
Tipper Gore, don’t go.
Tipper Gore, don’t go!
Who’s going to stop all those
Satanic rock stars?
Satanic rock stars
Is the mark of the beast found
on Justin Bieber?