On Justin Bieber–
Rhymes with “lieber” or beaver
Sort of. I dunno.
“Sort of. I dunno.”
Alicenchains’snew guy
Is clearly yanking hers.
clearly yanking hers,
and yearly clanking hers, not
yankly clearing hers.
Yankly clearing hers,
Yankees hearing spurs clanking,
Tourists speared by burrs.
Tourists speared by burrs
Eskimo ensconced by furs
Mesdames et monsieurs
*“Mesdames et monsieurs,” *
the French master chef just sneered,
“I will not serve you!”
“I will not serve you!”
Declared the bumbling waiter
Then he fell over
Then he fell over
While I, I then fell under
And right in to love
And right in to love
That crazy summer of yore.
Ah, sweet memories!
Ah, sweet memories!
Camp McKinley: Jim, David
my best buddies then.
My best buddies then
jumped off a cliff, exactly
as Mom predicted
As mom predicted
The lemon pie with salsa
Just wasn’t a hit
Just wasn’t a hit
aimed for the old lady but
twas clearly a miss
Just wasn’t a hit
To anybody but Jim Joyce
Galarraga robbed
Whoops, should have refreshed! I’ll stick with my subject:
'Twas clearly a miss
Of a pretty easy call
Armando deprived
Armando deprived
Ump didn’t even shower!
Said he was sorry
Said he was sorry.
But I didn’t hear him over
The sounds of my screams.
The sounds of my screams
creating a landing strip
with a dull razor
With a dull razor
Dexter cut himself shaving
While his theme song played
While his theme song played
the TV star preened, strutted;
egomaniac!
Egomaniac!
Reality TV show
Debuting this fall