The walrus was Paul?
The Paul who had once been Saul?
Walrus of Tarsus?
“Walrus of Tarsus?”
sniffed the nun. “There’s no such saint!”
And so she spanked me.
And so she spanked me.
Spanked by a nun, oh my lord
Divine punishment.
Divine punishment:
forced to watch Pink Flamingos.
Dear God, the horror!
Dear God, the horror,
the horror: Colonel Kurtz in
Apcalypse Now.
Apocalypse Now?
I prefer the Mad version:
A Crock O’ (Blip!) Now.
A Crock O’ (Blip!) Now.
Can’t believe it’s not butter
or some other spread.
Or some other spread,
Chock full of toxic goodness.
Pass the margarine.
“Pass the margarine,
Margaret,” the magistrate
sweetly asked his wife.
Sweetly asked his wife:
“Why do you suppose some folks
nicknamed me ‘Sweetly’?”
Nicknamed me 'Sweetly"?
It’s because my name is Todd
And they are confused.
And they are confused
‘Sweetly Todd’ is not the name
Of that Burton flick
Of that Burton flick
I can but say, it was weird
indeed, they all are
Of that Burton flick
my daughter would only say
“Be nice to Santa!”
ETA: Bilge!
Indeed they all are
The wise old gentlemen said
of the horrid year
Of the horrid year
And the torrid year, we seem
to have more and more
To have more and more
is most millionaires’ fond goal
how many yachts now?
How many yachts now?
Five lined up, all sea-worthy
Hey, that’s a Yacht-sea!
Hey that’s a Yacht-Sea!
Being attacked by a Nacht-Sea!
German Night Navy
German Night Navy
Under cover of darkness
Sailing towards Britain
Sailing towards Britain
was the Spanish Armada—
1588.