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Elizabeth’s finest year
some queen she was, eh?
some queen she was, eh?
So cheers to Queen Latifa
as Mama Morton
As Mama Morton
Frank Langella was quite bad
better luck next time.
“Better luck next time”,
Said the carny to the rube.
Those dart games are rigged!
better luck next time.
Not everyone can juggle.
Babies on the floor.
Those dart games are rigged!
Dull points do not pop balloons
Should have used my nose
Should have used my nose
in the darkness to find those
babies on the floor.
babies on the floor
Are easy to trip over
Better give them bells
Better give them bells
Some clappers or ya won’t be
doin’ much ringin’
Doin’ much ringin’?
Yowp. Mmm-hmmm. Me neither. Nope.
Ain’t rung in an age.
Ain’t rung in an age
Liberty Bell is badly cracked
All part of its charm
All part of its charm,
Yet some tourist has to ask,
“Why can’t you fix it?”
“Why can’t you fix it?”
Because I did not break it.
Download less porn, man.
Download Less Porn Man!
Out of the League of Morals.
Side kick: Wankless Boy!
Sidekick Wankless Boy!
Lotion Man and Tissue Girl
have nothing to do!
Have nothing to do?
Want to play Monopoly?
I want the cannon
I want the cannon
I want to blow your head off
And watch you dying.
And watch you dying
your shoes to match your outfit
Or is that dyeing?
“Or is that dyeing?”
Well, I’d say it has to be.
Who’s born with pink hair?
Who’s born with pink hair?
Only Pinky Pinkerton
From Pinksville, PA