From Pinksville, PA
A silly name for a town?
Try King of Prussia
Try King of Prussia
At the orgy. A ruler
Who has twelve inches!
Who has twelve inches?
Johnny Smalls, the world’s only
Twelve inch pianist
“Twelve-inch pianist?” –
End of a punchline that starts
"You think I asked for … "
You think I asked for
drinks from a giraffe, but don’t
order a highball
Order a highball
And you may get Jack and Coke
Or Scotch and soda
Or Scotch and soda
Mud in your eye, baby do
I feel high oh me
“I feel high oh me”
the Dude said, waving his arms
Lebowski rules, man!
Lebowski rules, man!
Don’t bring Pomeranian
bowling! Uncool, man.
“bowling! Uncool, man,”
said the dude who was selling
badminton birdies
Badminton birdies
Always seem to land in trees
Games are thus shortened.
Games are thus shortened
disappear with pleasing “puff”
when hit by shotgun.
When hit by shotgun:
Proper response is always,
“Thank you, Dick Cheney.”
“Thank You Dick Cheney?”
My response, proper or not:
“Fuck you, dick! Cheney?”
Badmitton birdies
Are often called shuttlecocks
Heh heh, shuttlecocks
Fuck you Dick Cheney!
And your dick friends at NASA
Heh, heh, shuttlecocks
Heh, heh, shuttlecocks
brunching, fed or otherwise
oft make me smile.
Oft(en) make me smile
Why “I can has cheezburger”
amuses? Dunno.
amuses? dunno.
amazes? I suppose so.
enriches? uh, no.
Enriches? Uh, no.
It can’t even amuse me.
Bad grammar? No thanks!