Bad grammar? No thanks!
Grampa ain’t so nice, neither
Rotten Grandparents!
Rotten grandparents
With their unconditional
Love, who wants that stuff?
Love, who wants that stuff?
If by “Love” you mean Courtney
Can’t say that I do
Can’t say that I do
Can’t not say that I do not
I can say maybe
I can say “Maybe,”
“Yes,” "Certainly not, “Could be,”
and other things too.
and other things too
risque for SDMB
Ha, ha! just kidding.
Ha, ha! just kidding
now you see it, now you don’t
annoying stagecraft.
Annoying stagecraft
Bold displays of vanity -
Adolescent boys
Adolescent boys
Often talk about boobies
But then, so do men
But then, so do men
Even when, they take fen-phen
Again and again
Again and again
A religion predicts the
end of the world. NOT!
End of the world? Not
just yet. maybe twenty-twelve
If Palin prevails
If Palin prevails
We’ll get more Fey dressed as her
Oh hoochie mama!
Oh hoochie mama!
Maybe she will play her flute
in talent portion.
In talent portion
If I’m judging I’ll ask for
more pole dancing, please
More pole dancing please
You’re the dancer, I’m the pole
And then I got slapped
And then I got slapped
With a restraining order.
Real slaps are better.
real slaps are better
than sex, some say. I wonder
how much sex they’ve had
How much sex they’ve had
would never be enough but
for the lack of lube
For the lack of lube,
use Wesson. Oily to bed
and oily to rise