and oily to rise
BP recently learned that
Bye Tony Hayward
“Bye Tony Hayward” –
Sounds like the start of a bad
Elton John rewrite.
Elton John rewrite:
“Saturday Night’s Alright for
Feeding the Pet Cat”
Feeding the pet cat
Engenders grateful soft purrs,
Furry ankle rubs
Furry ankle rubs
Are foreplay for guys and gals
Who dress up as cats
Who dress up as cats
And sometimes even as rats
Way down in Whoville
Way down in Whoville
They’re whoing around just like
whos in a hollow
Who’s in a hollow?
Not me - I’m my kitchen
pon’dring Inception.
whoops
Bravo!
pon’dring Inception.
'nother 'postrophe cheater
taking liberties
taking liberties
this is how I pass the time
between posting bail
Between posting bail
And paying restitution,
The crook went bankrupt.
The crook went bankrupt
Poor retirement planning
Should have been saving
Shoud have been saving
Souls; not boinking young bodies
Bad priests go to hell.
Bad priests go to hell
And if they’re Dopers also,
The BBQ Pit
The BBQ pit
is a little ole place where
We roast people up
We roast people up,
or down, if that’s what they want
We aim to please, ya’ll!
We aim to please, y’all
Here at Assassins R Us
Aim is ev’rything
Aim is everything
So please lift the toilet seat
Beer drinkin’ yahoos