I’ve never smelt smelt
After it was just smelted
In a hot smelter
In a hot smelter
I told them, “Give me shelter!”
Got Helter Skelter.
Got “Helter Skelter”
and other great Beatles songs
on my blue iPod.
On my blue iPod,
I have a restaurant app
It finds greasy spoons
It finds greasy spoons
It puts them in the basket
It dances the waltz
It dances the waltz.
Well, duh…what else can it do
With a waltz? Burp it?
With a waltz? Burp it?
With a tango? Make it fart?
Fred Astaire I’m not
Fred Astaire I’m not
I would have starved at the place
Sayer did a Two Step
Sayer did a two step
John C. Holmes did a three step
Dog did a four step
Dog did a four step,
Then ran out of the room when
Michael Vick walked in.
Michael Vick walked in
Got knocked down by Peppers, then
Eagle fans threw ice
Eagle fans threw ice
They then booed a Santa Claus
Back in '68
Back in '68
It was safe to fornicate
And the drugs were great!
“…and the drugs were great!”
my burnout Uncle Clem said,
recalling Woodstock.
Recalling Woodstock,
Snoopy was moved to declare,
“That bird was my friend.”
That bird was my friend
I used to ride the ostrich
Then I made burgers
Then I made burgers
and served them between roof tiles
shit on a shingle!
Shit on a shingle
Is more preferable than
diarrhea cake
diaharra cake
with puke i scream and pee drink
Fun on Halloween
Fun on Halloween?
I think you’re two months behind
Time to make snowmen