Time to make snowman
In the middle of winter
Not on golf courses
Not on golf courses
Not on the neighbors’ front lawns
(places not to shit)
Places not to shit
On top of the toilet seat
or in my mouth, thanks
“…or in my mouth, thanks,”
she said with a friendly leer,
so I obliged her.
So I obliged her.
Yet she showed no gratitude,
Just copped attitude.
Just copped attitude
So give me some latitude
At this altitude
At this altitude
Did you not account for the
Boiling point of sperm?
boiling point of sperm
will typically vary with
how hot the dude is
How hot the dude is
Very seldom concerns me.
I prefer the chicks.
I prefer the chicks
Older chickens are riddled
With fibrous tumors
With fibrous tumors
Are in my belly – or is
that fibrous tubors?
“That fibrous tubors?”
Do you propose a band name?
Do you mean “tubers”?
Do you mean “tubers?”
Board needs spell check or I need
to pay attention
to pay attention
Mind wanders as I wonder
out under the sky.
out under the sky
as if it were possible
to be on the sky
To be on the sky
or flying freely through it
every pilot’s dream
Every pilot’s dream
To reach out to the skies and
wring a goose’s neck
Wring a goose’s neck
And wring his mate’s, too. You know,
What’s good for the goose…
Hey! Next post is #3000!
What’s good for the goose…
Is using the very best
Mean Mr. Mustard.