Mean Mr. Mustard
Kept me from posting 3K
Goosed up the post count
Goosed up the post count?
He started this haiku thread
Jeez, it’s gone on long!
Jeez, it’s gone on long!
Michael Scott would then reply
“Yeah, that’s what *she *said.”
“Yeah, that’s what she said,”
the big douchebag said, smirking;
of course no one laughed.
Of course no one laughed
At my nude banana joke
'Twas unappealing
'Twas unappealing
My first poetry challenge
Yep: Free Verse Madness
Yep, free Verse Madness!
Mr. Madness should be free
clearly not guilty.
“Clearly not guilty
Was one Lee Harvey Oswald.”
Oops, that’s for GD…
“Oops, that’s for GD”
I said, handing the cell phone
to Geena Davis
To Geena Davis
I said “loved you in that film
where you’re a tall gal.”
To Geena Davis
a tall gal in all her films
but you knew that, huh?
where you’re a tall gal."
as opposed to the movie
where she’s a short girl?
Where she’s a short girl?
Midget Jones’s Diary?
Wait, that’s Renée Z.
Wait, that’s Renée Z.
pretty good in Cold Mountain
Civil War drama
Civil War drama:
“Our American Cousin”?
Not the promised farce.
Not the promised farce
Where is Santa? It’s Jan 4!
Reinforced hatred
Reinforced hatred
Middle East peace talks drag on
no olive branches
No olive branches?
This dove is totally shit!
Go find land bird brain.
“Go find land, bird brain!”
I loudly screamed at the duck
It blinked and then quacked
It blinked and then quacked
sounding like Gilbert Gottfried
that guy is funny!