that guy is funny!
Gottfried on Hollywood Squares.
Thirteen times: You Fool!
“Thirteen times, you fool!”
Betsy Ross replied when asked
how often stars stitched.
How often stars stitched –
Motion Picture Country Home
Tuesday sewing class
Tuesday sewing class
there the whoof and the whef
I learn about God
I learn about God
I saw Him at the diner
he ordered tuna
he ordered tuna
to be held between your knees
just bring him the toast.
Just bring him the toast,
Or you will receive no tip,
Just see a meltdown.
Just see a meltdown
In the new see-through U boat
A new-clear sub
A new-clear sub
And people who live in it
Should not go potty.
Should not go potty
With my boy, he’ll exclaim “Wow!
Look at all that pee!”
“Look at all that pee!”
the yokel said, visiting
sewage treatment plant.
Sewage treatment plant
Could be a site for filming
Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs.
Mike Rowe’s *Dirty Jobs *
man, I’m so glad I’m not him
I gotta be me!
I gotta be me,
I’ve got to be me for no
one else wants the job.
“one else wants the job” ??
What the hell is this? Clearly,
Yer on peyote. 
Yer on peyote!
And you-er on peyote!
Oprah’s final show.
Oprah’s final show?
Heh, I doubt it - she’ll be back.
Care to make a bet?
Care to make a bet?
I wager that this piece of
cheese does not smell bad
Cheese does not smell bad
Venezuelan beaver cheese
has quite a nice scent.
“Has quite a nice scent,
But is not very pretty” –
From Floral Review.