During a full moon
a werewolf may be snarly
and, oh my, that fur!
And oh my! That fur
Hat - stole - coat combination
Overdoes the glitz.
And, oh my, that fur!
And those shiny leather chaps!
Great bar to visit!
Aw heckaroonie! (excuse my language)
Overdoses the glitz
But those young men sure do dance
Great bar to visit!
And, oh my, that fur!
is what the bred red neck said
spittoon impressed
(oh shit…!)
Great bar to visit!
But don’t settle there too long
things can get sticky
Things can get sticky
when you try to get handjobs
from Ol’ Spiderman.
From Ol’ Spider-Man
To fat, tired Wolverine
Marvel U’s a wreck
Marvel U’s a wreck
So’s Forwoods Theatre–Spider-
Man, Turn Off The Dark.
Man, turn off the dark
and please turn down that mirror
what’s in these brownies?
What’s in these brownies?
I’m looking at my fingers,
but they’re not finging
But they’re not finging
oh wow man, that’s really weird
oh wait, there they go.
Oh, wait, there they go!
Fingers zoom off. The brownies
contained good reefer.
Contained good reefer
Off the coast, the fish all have
the reefer madness
The reefer madness
possesses me. I shall – lie
back and enjoy it.
Back and enjoy it
front and sort of enjoy it
Sideways? On your own.
Sideways? On your own.
Front? Back? Six ways to Sunday!
But never sideways.
But never Sideways
If you want to see a film
Without Sandra Oh.
Without Sandra Oh?
I’m confused. What did you do
to piss the girl off?
To piss the girl off
say, “That dress makes you look fat -
enormous, even!”
Enormous even
slightly gigantic when odd
math in the billions