math in the billions…!
how many hairs on Limbaugh’s
pendulous nutsack?
Pendulous nutsack
oh how you swing to and fro
in perfect rythym.
in perfect rythym
But hardly perfect typing.
Are you a “Y’s” man?
Are you a "Y"s man?
Blame it all on my parents
I’m Lynyrd Skynyrd
“I’m Lynyrd Skynyrd
and you’re not,” Chevy Chase joked;
oops, no, never mind!
Oops, no, never mind!
Elendil’s Heir just posted!
Let me re-write this…
Oops, no never mind,
I can’t think of words with Y.
Oh, wait, syzygy.
Oh, wait, syzygy
When earth, vine and wine align
In Walla Walla
In Walla Walla
but not in Tumwater or
good old Kennewick
Let me re-write this…
I like Yakima less than
good old Kennewick
Good old Kennewick
is a nice place, but I still
love George, Washington
Love, George Washington
The president signed on the
letter to Martha
Letter to Martha
he once wrote from Valley Forge
'twas very cold there.
Letter to Martha
“Hello my dear, hope you’re well”
Regards, John Lennon
“Regards, John Lennon”
Ended the note to Yoko –
Oh no, I lost it!
Oh no! I lost it!
Should be “t’was very cold there”
but really, who cares?
But really, who cares?
I do. I care about all
kinds of stuff and things
kind of stuff and things
Like raindrops on roses and
Whiskers on kittens.
Whiskers on kittens
excrutiatingly cute
Oh, God, make them stop!
Oh God, make them stop!
I said, “No onions on my
In&Out Burger!”