In&Out Burger
Is a West Coast tradition,
But I’m a Hoosier.
“But I’m a Hoosier!”
declared David Letterman
watch out for canned hams
Watch out for canned hams
You moon through closed car window
That’s called a pressed ham
That’s called a pressed ham
when a bad comedian
folds under pressure
Folds under pressure
Origami at gun point
Would not be so fun
Would not be so fun
for an origami crane
of peace pieced by piece
of peace pieced by piece
United Nations envoys
know all about it
“Know all about it!”
Might follow “Extra, extra!”
In bookseller’s cry
In bookseller’s cry
tears are tears
and spines are often broken
are often broken
to make it five syllables
as haiku requires
as haiku requires
now on our sixty-fourth page
wow, whodathunkit?
wow, whodathunkit?
so much time wasted on this
internet sinkhole
“Internet sinkhole?”
Sez you! We regard this as
time very well spent!
time very well spent
maybe not for a degree
or a clean basin
“…or a clean basin?”
the chambermaid asked Rupert,
giving him choices.
Giving him choices,
He told Jack: “Money or life!”
Benny paused to think.
Benny paused to think
and while he was doing so
was eaten by lions.
was eaten by lions.
Two Detroit players came
out of the closet.
Out of the closet
is what South Park cops ordered
star Tom Cruise to come.
Star Tom Cruise to come
following new moon Tom Hanks
and new sun Brad Pitt