“…and new sun Brad Pitt,”
starstruck astronomer gushed;
Ms. Jolie smiled.
Ms. Jolie smiled
and devoured a small kid
youth now forever
Youth now forever?
Balderdash! Youth will fly
and you’ll be old like me.
Bzzt. “And you’ll be old like me” has six syllables.
You’ll be old like me
“Get off my lawn, you damn kids!”
will be your mantra
“Will bee”, your mantra
Flitting from flower to bloom
To bequeath purpose
To bequeath purpose
you propose to a porpoise
but not a dolphin
But not a dolphin
or a unicorn either
I hate that twee shit
I hate that twee shit
I need rock and roll baby
Long live Motörhead.
Long live Motörhead!
Journey! Air Supply! ABBA!
All awesome bands, yes?
all awesome bands, yes?
Yes was OK…but awesome?
I’ll be th’roundabout
I’ll be th’roundabout
The words will make you out an’ out
Spend the day your way
Spend the day your way
in bed with Keira, blissful,
sipping fine champagne.
Sipping fine champange
while urinating grandly
inauguration
inauguration
Outside in January?
DC is damn cold
DC is damn cold,
Marvel’s too warm and fuzzy.
Give me the indies.
“Give me the Indies,”
said mad cloning scientist;
nine Harrison Fords!
Nine Harrison Fords
All are in over thier heads
But defy the odds
But defy the odds
And you may be elected –
Sarah Palin’s dream
Sarah Palin’s dream
husband Todd is replaced by
nude Keith Olbermann
Nude Keith Olbermann?
Hey, he’s gotta pay the bills
don’t you dare judge him!