'til his face melted
the snowman stood there glaring
at people passing.
at people passing.
I always say “hello” to them.
And get some nice smiles.
And get some nice smiles
from women? I never do.
I wear a scowly face.
I wear a scowly face
That came from a Tea Bagger;
One more faceless crank.
One more faceless crank
Detective Frank has no work
One more caseless Frank
One more caseless Frank?
I don’t mind. I can eat the
meat at the center.
meat at the center?
Not anymore, since his wife
Chopped and grounded it
Chopped and grounded, it
Made a burger that tasted
Nothing like man meat.
Nothing like man meat?
What did you expect when you
Ordered a Manwich?
Ordered a Manwich?
No, not at Dave’s Seafood Shack.
I had red snapper.
I had red snapper.
But I wished it was salmon.
Or maybe tuna?
or maybe tuna
the piano ifa you
are ina the mood
“Are ina the mood?”
I asked her and she answered:
“Yes, but not with you.”
“Yes, but not with you”
Is not what you want to hear
From your conjoined twin.
From your conjoined twin,
It’s tough to receive a gift
That’s a true surprise.
That’s a true surprise.
Party’s guest of honor had
Heart attack and died.
“Heart attack, and died
instantly,” said the cocky
young pathologist.
Young pathologist
was shocked when a corpse grabbed her.
It was a vampire.
It was a vampire
Who starred in that lame movie
Show me some zombies!
Show me some zombies
That can swim, and I’ll show you
The real marine corpse.