Haiku Madness

The real marine corpse
floating bloated in the sea
Compliments, Team 6

(Good one, Fear Itself. Hard to top)

Compliments, Team 6,
for destroying all punsters
in the galaxy.

In the galaxy
Far away and long ago
Lucas hit pay dirt.

Lucas hit pay dirt
But went down hill post Empire
Can’t stand those Ewoks

Can’t stand those Ewoks?
It’s Ewok hunting season!
Be vewwy quiet!

Be vewwy quiet.
We are getting stuff for a
tasty Ewok stew
.

Tasty Ewok stew
Tastes good but’s missing something
Could use more Gungan

Could use more Gungan
Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts
I forgot my spoon!

I forgot my spoon!
“No soup for you, Sternvogel!”,
Al Yeganeh screams.

Al Yeganeh screams,
Hey Angela! Don’t you see?
It’s an anagram!

It’s an anagram!
A man. A plan. A canal.
Pana…palindrome!

Pan a Palin? Dro’ me
trousers and show 'em all me
Rosey red arsehole.

Rosey red arsehole
Male mandrill baboon am I
Come let us mate

Come lets us mate!
I will introduce you to
my dear boomerwang.

My dear boomerwang,
Did you see how Simmerdown
Screwed up syllables?

Screwed up syllables?
To be honest, I didn’t
detect your error! :frowning:

Detect your error!
Said my physics professor
When I flunked my test

When I flunked my test,
I could not study harder;
Urinalysis

Urinalysis
May detect marijuana
And cost you a job

And cost you a job
Your money, family, and house.
Turn you into Job