Hair on sides, not top
And a real killer mustache
I am Heihachi
I am Heihachi
EDAJIMA HEIHACHI!!!
Otokojuku!
O! To kojuku
Like I could when I was young;
Thank you, Viagra!
Thank you, Viagra!
As the old time saying goes,
I pulled a boner
I pulled a boner.
Dylxesia! I mean rebon!
Did i spleled it rihgt?
Did i spleled it rihgt?
No, and expect a visit from
A grammar Nazi.
A grammar Nazi
Said I used mixed metaphors
I ate humble crow
I ate humble crow.
It didn’t taste too bad but
needed more pepper.
Needed more pepper
but I soon discovered it’s
no good in coffee.
No good in coffee,
According to the Mormons –
At least some of them
At least some of them
are beige. I like the brown ones.
Yes… The blue ones… yes…
Yes, the blue ones, yes
I also hunt greens and browns
I am the Eye Spy
I am the Eye Spy.
I starred on TV with Culp.
Name’s Cosby. Bill Cosby.
Name’s Cosby. Bil Cosby
I fed the kids choc’late cake
Then the wife woke up
Then the wife woke up;
“What’s poking me in the back?”
It’s the one-eyed monk!
It’s the one-eyed monk!
Is he waxing the bishop?
A chess piece, I mean…
A chess piece, I mean.
When I call myself the queen
And wear flowing gowns
And wear flowing gowns
To the Flowing Ball Gowns Ball
Biggest ball of all
“Biggest ball of all!”
She exclaimed to my right nut
(made the left one cry)
Made the left one cry.
Tears. Like the silent raindrops.
Falling from the sky.