over the altar
There’s a place that I heard of
Once, in a lullabye.
Once, in a lullabye
Has six syllables, Annie
Don’t you know how to
Don’t you know how to
write a haiku? No sir, but
I make good fondue.
I make good fondue.
Yet I live in Wisconsin –
Town of Fond du Lac
Town of Fond du Lac,
Which I’m pretty sure is French
for “Fondle the Leg”.
for fondle the leg,
then up to the sweet garden
…I’ll be in my bunk
I’ll be in my bunk
Looking at pics of Kaylee
And thinking sweet thoughts
And thinking sweet thoughts
of her I am, even though she
dumped me at light speed.
Dumped me at light speed,
The Millenium Falcon
Made the Kessel Run.
Made the Kessel Run;
how fast did you say, Lucas?
Back to physics class!
Back To Physics Class
Was not as fun a film as
Back To The Future
Back to the Future
Gee, that girl is really hot
Paging doctor Freud!
Paging doctor Freud:
Just a cigar? Then why does
Mine have a foreskin?
Mine have a foreskin?
No, I have been circumcised.
Where’s Jack Dean Tyler?
Where’s Jack Dean Tyler?
asks dive, with no fame except
I pitted him first
I pitted him first
like a juice swollen cherry
taunting pig-eyed dogs
Taunting pig-eyed dogs
is just one of my hobbies.
Coyotes are mean.
Coyotes are mean
That one just ate my baby
No, 'twas a dingo
No, 'twas a dingo
Ate the shrimp off my barbie.
Barbie just hates that.
Barbie just hates that
When Ken says that her titties
Look artificial