Look artificial!
It has to be better than
Natural ugly.
“Natural ugly”
Describes the naked mole rat
Or the anglerfish.
Or, the angler fish
was separated at birth
for poor photopore
For poor photopore
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Now bacon scented!
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Quick–tell everyone! Start a
SDMB thread.
SDMB thread,
perfect for my sizzling dark
mauve bikini briefs.
Mauve bikini briefs
Like neon lights in the dark
Glowing while I jive.
Glowing while I jive
Sol fries my brain as I turn in
a widening gyre
A widening gyre
Sucked me into a whirlpool
I’m in Lilliput
I’m in Lilliput,
I guess; no wonder there are
Midgets in my shorts.
Midgets in my shorts
There are four of them. I think
It’s time for Slim-Fast.
It’s time for Slim-Fast.
I wish all this extra weight
from eating pussy.
from eating pussy
cats and puppy dogs, I am
banished from the 'hood
Banished from the hood,
Her nickel plated knockers
Upset old ladies.
Upset old ladies
Call young boys whippersnappers
And say “In my day…”
“And say, In my day
Keith Richards was still alive,
and…wait…what? He is ???”
and…wait…what? He is ???"
Neil Patrick Harris came out?
That just broke my heart.
that just broke my heart
when I passed gas instead of
a bowel movement
A bowel movement?
Thought I was giving birth to
Another Texan.
Another Texan
Was “Landslide Lyndon” Johnson.
He mistreated dogs.