Soundheim - Smurf you!
I prefer Bret McKenzie’s
Songs for The Muppets
Songs for The Muppets
Include “Rainbow Connection”
And “Mahna Mahna”
And “Mahna Mahna”
Shahna-na, Shahna-na, Shah
na, hey, hey, goodbye.
na, hey, hey, goodbye.
I don’t know why you say good-
bye, I say hello.
bye, I say hello.
Why, says I, there’s snow! In my
favorite Van Gogh
Favorite Van Gogh
The Church at Auvers with the
monster in window
Monster in window?
Patti Page asked not its cost.
She preferred doggie.
She preferred doggie
to me. “Why?” I cried. “Doggie
much better in bed.”
Much better in bed
She said with a giggle and
then I turned beet red.
Then I turned beet red.
So I said to myself, “Self,
Don’t lube with beet juice!”
Don’t lube with beet juice.
I cannot stand the taste and
Won’t eat you or them.
Won’t eat you or them?
I can understand them, but
what did I do wrong?
What did I do wrong?
When you asked if you looked fat,
I told you the truth.
I told you the truth
I’m always wearing panties
See? (er, ouch) they fit!
See? (er, ouch) they fit!
I stole my new panties from
a gladiator.
a gladiator
Just Invited me to take
a steam bath with him.
A steam bath with him?
No way in hell. I’d prefer
a steam bath with her.
A steam bath with her
Would be very exciting.
She’d be one hot chick!
She’d be one hot chick!
I just love microwaving
A marshmallow Peep!
A marshmallow Peep
Makes a lousy bathtub toy;
Turns to yellow goo.