Brilliant, Fear.
Turns to yellow goo
The Man with the Yellow Hat
Splashed with Nucl’ear waste
Splashed with Nucl’ear waste
I become a mutant. Now
I can fuck myself!
I can fuck myself!
I’m cloned with Y changed to X
All she thinks is sex
All she thinks is sex;
Do you really think I would
Try to change her mind?
Try to change her mind?
No, she knows just what she likes.
Sex with other gals.
Sex with other gals?
I only have eyes for you,
My Little Cabbage.
My little cabbage
Will never suffice; I need
Slaw for 200
Slaw for 200
Just have one little cabbage?
Well, invite Jesus.
Well invite Jesus
What if Christ’s too busy
Betting on Denver?
Betting on Denver?
Nah, no god’s stupid enough
to take the Broncos.
To take the broncos
You’ll need a rope and a stream
though they may not drink
Though they may not drink,
Some folks like to go to bars
To play pool or darts.
To play; pool, or darts?
Or, suffer slings and arrows;
That is the question.
That is the question
trivial games like darts pool
billiards is that life
Billiards is that life
that makes men quite ball crazy
mostly the black one
mostly the black one
summons bad luck when paths cross
(and perhaps tabbies)
And perhaps tabbies
will now stay out of my yard
New lawn catapult
New lawn catapult
Flings dog poo to neighbor’s yard.
Suburban warfare.
Suburban warfare
A landscape of smashed pink fla-
mingoes, the horror
Mingoes, the Horror
I know them not but I knew
Van Lingle Mungo