Hot, green alien
Wearing skimpy, tight outfit
Asks “What is Earth kiss?”
From an old Leno routine back when Jay was a standup comic
Asks “What is Earth kiss?”
The alien did ask me
and so I showed it.
And so I showed it
Green space chick looked at my cock
Said “Small tentacle”
Said “Small tentacle,”
the hot ET did, so I
said: “But a large cock.”
Said but a large cock
towers o’er the smaller cocks
Down at the cock farm
Down at the cock farm
They saved a drowning rooster
With four skin divers
With foreskin divers
You never know if they like
The rod or the drapes
The rod or the drapes
Whether blonde, brunette or red,
Should match the carpet.
Should match the carpet,
the puke should. For your party
drink colorful beer
drink colorful beer
find urinal cake at the
end of your rainbow
End of your rainbow
If you’re one of the stoners:
No gold, just the pot.
No gold, just the pot.
Not even a coffee pot,
But one to piss in.
But one to piss in
My urinal collection
Need replenishing
Need replenishing
They need a water station
halfway up the stairs
Halfway up the stairs,
A spring, a marvelous thing:
Bizarro Slinky.
Bizarro Slinky
dress is flouncing down the aisle.
Sexy wedding dress?!?
Wedding of Elf King
He’s lost without his Boner
Hunting in madness
Sexy wedding dress
I need one by tomorrow
Hunting in madness
His Mother had dress
Honorable Ma Ma San
Crusty stain on hem
Hunting in madness,
and giddy with fun; we stalk
the elusive skink.
florez - These are great! But the game is to take the last line of the Haiku above and use it as the first line of yours. We have allowed changing around the punctuation to make it read differently.