The elusive skink
Is known as Jim Morrison
He’s a Lizard King
He’s a Lizard King
Confusion in the boat room
Saw the truth at hand
Saw the truth at hand
Saw lies at his other hand
Saw cheese in third hand
Saw cheese in third hand
Weird statue of John Lennon.
I am the walrus.
“I am the walrus,”
Said Chumly to Tennessee;
“you are the penguin.”
“You are the Penguin!”
Shouted Elwood Blues, as the
ruler smacked his hand.
Ruler smacked his hand.
Protractor whizzed by his head.
Yardstick slapped his ass.
Yardstick slapped his ass
Then a pencil to the balls
New Xtreme schooling.
New Xtreeme schooling
Instead of stairs, there’s half pipes
Call your teacher “brah”
Call your teacher “brah”
'Cause he’s very supportive
Get it? Huh? Get it?
Get it? Huh? Get it?
Yes, and it was so funny
I forgot to laugh. 
I forgot to laugh
But she did laugh when I gave
her a test tickle
Her a test tickle?
She ate a pickle
and puked all over.
her a test tickle
him a pair of oh varies
I am so confused
I am so confused
I put mayo on my Flakes
and milked my hero
and milked my hero
(Bossy mooed when the fire raged)
I gave her a squirt
I gave her a squirt
That led to a little squirt,
I pay child support.
I pay child support,
Though I am not the father.
Sometimes tests are wrong.
Sometimes tests are wrong
I ain’t got diabetes
I’m just too damn sweet
I’m just too damn sweet
That’s what my damn wife just said
I’m damn shit hell nice