Haiku Madness

Senor Mostaza
have mercy on me. I swear
I didn’t do it.

I didn’t do it
it’s in my job description
I delegated

I delegated
blame shifted, lied, and reneged
Now I’m in congress

Now I’m in Congress
I got into politics
After seeing this

After seeing this
I am now a huge fan of
Proposed laws that sing

Proposed laws that sing
Today I am still just a bill
Tomorrow I pass!

“Tomorrow I pass”
said the kidney stone that could
“AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGggggggHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!” said the passer.

“AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGggggggHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!” said the passer.
A really odd song to be
Sung by a sparrow

Sung by a sparrow,
Inna Gadda Da Vida
Is just wrong, somehow.

is just wrong, somehow,
there’s little time before I
must return to work

Must return to work
Four more reports to editt
Whoops, I’m not perfect

“Whoops, I’m not perfect,”
I said, “but I am rich. Let’s
go out.” She said yes.

Go out! she said - Yes,
I would if I could think straight
Smoke inhalation

Smoke inhalation
The brave knight should hold his breath
When fighting dragons

When fighting dragons,
You may become a hero
Just ask old St. George

Just ask old St. George
If flame-retardant undies
Really helped that much.

Really helped that much?
That hamburger needed more
Than salt and noodles

Than salt and noodles
All we need to ride out this
Horrific blizzard.

Horrific blizzard
Sun, rain, drizzle, fog and snow
Spring in Newfoundland

Spring in Newfoundland:
Get the camera, Honey!
Codfish are spawning!