I’m so doggone broke,
split in a million pieces.
Get the Crazy Glue!
“Get the Crazy Glue!”
Treatment of last resort for
Schizophrenia
Schizophrenia
Catatonic? Paranoid?
Which do you prefer?
“Which do you prefer?”
Why, paranoia, of course.
You already knew!
You already knew
When you asked if I’d like you
To kick my scrotum
To kick my scrotum,
Get past my huge swinging dick.
Don’t break your damn foot.
Don’t break your damn foot
By kicking the barn door closed
When the steeds are gone
When the steeds are gone
They may not come back until
The damn cows come home
The damn cows come home
too late and they’ve been drinking.
Damn teenage bovines.
Damn teenage bovines
Udderly disapointing
As they’re full of bull
as they’re full of bull-
shit, politicians are not
allowed near my ears
Allowed near my ears:
Q tips and sun glasses, Not
allowed: Ceti eels
allowed: Ceti eels
No speciesism! Can’t we
all just get along?
All just get along!
Yeah, all you little dogies!
Git! Ya hear me? Git!
Git! Ya hear me? Git!
First syllable of Gitmo . . .
Guantanamo Bay
Guantanamo Bay
Not the summer camp I thought
Waterboarding sucked
Waterboarding sucked
I thought it was surfing waves
I was very wrong
I was very wrong
I thought he was a woman
Adios, Lola
Adios, Lola
This place is now a disco
But not for Lola.
But not for Lola
Light of my life, fire of my
loins, my sin, my soul.