Loins, my sin, my soul
O loins how you betrayed me
Should have bought pork chops
Should have bought pork chops
Instead of bacon and ribs
It’s all pork to me.
It’s all pork to me.
Whether it’s raw or it’s cooked:
I will still eat it!
I will still eat it
I announced as I wrestled
Bacon from the dog
Bacon from the dog
Veal is now made from hamsters
What is Soylent Green
What is soylent green?
The truth will make you sick, so
just stick with long pig
Just stick with long pig
Or perhaps you prefer Spam?
They taste similar
They taste similar
but Chef refuses to use
ants in place of dill
ants in place of dill
and the pickles go marching
one by one, hurrah!
one by one, hurrah!
Tonight I’m drinking some beer
But one at a time
But one at a time
Is how I eat Cheerios.
I’m anorexic.
I’m anorexic
I eat ice cubes for breakfast,
Skip lunch and dinner
Skip lunch and dinner
'Cause the Tony’s are tonight!
“The Gay Super Bowl”
The Gay Super Bowl:
Back field in motion, and some
Wardrobe malfunctions.
Wardrobe malfunctions
Popping up at the wrong times
I need a lawyer
I need a lawyer
I stepped on a pavement fault
And broke my Mom’s back
And broke my mom’s back
I dropped an anvil on her
Chuck Jones would be proud
Chuck Jones would be proud;
The merry-go-round broke down
Th-th-That’s All Folks!
“Th-th-That’s All Folks!”
Porky ending “Looney Tunes”
The voice was Mel Blanc’s
The voice was Mel Blanc’s
But I didn’t like Twikki
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